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World Football A$$hole #1: Nigel De Jong

July 12th, 2010

CRF hereby pays “honor” to the biggest footballing a$$hole in world football, Dutch midfielder Nigel De Jong. US Men’s National Team fans will remember how he “took care of the situation,” Mafia style, on March 4, 2010. His reckless tackle broke Stuart Holden’s ankle and ruined Holden’s season after a dream move to Bolton.

Some will say De Jong is an enforcer. No, Van Bommel is an enforcer. VB is an aggressive, wily veteran who comes close to “dirty” every game but almost always stays on the right side of the line.

De Jong is just plain dangerous, which is unfortunate as he is a gifted and physical defensive midfielder. He must’ve been disappointed in South Africa to leave so many ankles unbroken (though watching his body of work one can’t say he didn’t try). He did however leave his “imprint” on Xabi Alonso, who is too much of a gentleman to get up and headbutt him in the nose.

Nigel De Jong…congratulations for truly earning the title of World Football’s greatest a$$hole.

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The European Elite Leagues are not good for their National Teams

July 5th, 2010

As we approach the end of the World Cup, one glaringly obvious conclusion must be drawn: having an elite league in one’s country does not equal national team success. The top 5 leagues in Europe (and arguably the world) are:

  1. English Premier League
  2. Spanish La Liga
  3. German Bundesliga
  4. Italian Serie A
  5. French Ligue 1

The English, Italians, and French were all various forms of a disaster. The Germans & Spanish fought for the European crown in 2008, and are destined for a monumental clash tomorrow. 2 out of 5 is not a good rate, especially when you consider the success of impoverished nations like Uruguay, Paraguay, and Ghana.

The trajectory of American soccer is indisputably up. You might wish it was more steeply graded upwards, but upwards it is nonetheless. Major League Soccer continues to grow steadily if slowly, and US soccer interest (as evidenced by TV ratings) is burgeoning.

Ok so I used a little hyperbole in the title (@BMer916 I hear ya, I hear ya). The countries above are superpowers in both club and country. But the staggering wealth of the super leagues means the emphasis will follow the money. Inter Milan won the Champions League without a single Italian. The French really had no business being in the World Cup (handball!). Who is standing in line replace the talented, famous, but aging English midfielders? European leagues are moving towards stricter requirements for having nationals on your club team to combat this trend, but South American talent is being cultivated far better in European football than is national talent.

MLS may never be a top 5 league, though a top 10 league seems a reasonable proposition in the next decade. Nonetheless for the purposes of the growth of soccer, and the quality of the National Team…it doesn’t need to. Having an elite league does not equal success in the World Cup.

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The Onion Sports Introduction To World Cup Soccer | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

June 15th, 2010

In time for the World Cup the Onion has put out their introduction to the World Cup. Be sure you are in a place where your raucous laughter won’t disturb others.

Also check out article about the nation’s soccer fan becoming insufferable.

The Onion Sports Introduction To World Cup Soccer | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

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American Outlaws – Great Picture

April 5th, 2010

Casting call for Ironman 3 – I nominate Charlie Davies

March 24th, 2010

With scars now permanently left from the accident that produced two broken bones in his right leg, a broken and dislocated left elbow, a broken nose, a broken eye socket and a broken forehead along with a fractured face, ruptured bladder and brain bleeding, Davies now nears a miraculous recovery that would rank as arguably one of the greatest in American sports history.

Continue reading this incredible interview at  Yanks Abroad – European Soccer, Made in America ::..

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The lack of US Soccer Culture – The World minus the U.S. Cup – NYTimes.com

March 18th, 2010

Sucks that this dude is pretty much spot on…

For Americans, soccer is just not a sport you play hooky for. What American boy hasn’t played sick to watch a World Series baseball game a few times in his life? I feigned many a flu to watch Juan Marichal of the San Francisco Giants pitch against Sandy Koufax of the Los Angeles Dodgers, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. But I can confidently predict that classrooms will be full, and workplace absenteeism will be at normal levels, when the United States plays its first round matches in South Africa this June.

via I.H.T. Op-Ed Contributor – The World minus the U.S. Cup – NYTimes.com.

I really hope the US puts in a good showing and captures the US attention, extending some of the headway made with the Confederations cup. I also hope something awesome happens, like Landon Donovan head butting Rooney in the chest. Though Rooney would probably proceed to kick his arse.

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MLS should become like Eredivisie or Ligue 1 – And how Beckham’s Injury May Effect Landon Donovan’s Summer Plans

March 15th, 2010

I believe the future of MLS should be to become like Eredivisie or Ligue 1: a quality, competitive, second-tier league that develops young talent and sells it’s best to the big spenders in the EPL and La Liga. Attempting to become one of those big spenders will leaveus, just like the first great American soccer experiment, penniless and league-less.

That is why the Beckham experiment and Landycakes matters. Before the “Beckham-bashing” begins, let’s just remember Goldenballs has the MLS on HuffPost. Ok. He and Donovan are the poster boys for the MLS, and this injury situation affects both of their place in our league:

With Donovan’s excellent play in the Premier League and now with Beckham’s injury, Donovan’s price just went up significantly. My guess is the league will now be hesitant to sell him unless an offer comes in that knocks their socks off. This will require a big spending club, such as Chelsea which is rumored to be interested, to make an offer.

There is however, another big mystery – does Landon have an out clause in his new contract?

via Max Bergmann on Huffington Post

For the future of the USMNT, because I’m also an Everton fan, but also because this is where I believe the MLS should go…Donovan needs to go back to the Premier League in the summer.

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Rapids gun down Gunner reserves – Video of Colorado across the pond

March 12th, 2010

Orange you glad matches are 90 minutes – USMNT great for 5 min

March 3rd, 2010

The US played…”nice” for 85 minutes. “Safe.” You’d feel comfortable letting your daughter go out with that team. They even looked spiffy in their new blue kit with the white sash.

The team that played the last 5 minutes was lock your doors dangerous. If not beautiful, at least brutally effective.

Basics

For 85 minutes we never looked dangerous in the attack, save one shot. Torres made a nice turn and put a shot on goal that drew an “oooh” from the crow, the only time in the first 85′ our offense elicited such a response for the Dutch masses.

Beasley turned the tide with a glorious free kick that Bocanegra did not waste, putting it the back of the net. This unleashed some slightly crazy but very fun play by the US that saw them nearly equalize several times.

The US capitalized on uncharacteristic poor ball control by the Dutch defense in the 89th minute. Pedoya played an excellent give and go with Bradley and earned a penalty just outside the box. Beasley’s ensuing free kick left something to be desired.

To be fair, we are missing Dempsey and Davies, two key components of our attack. Altidore is not yet a player who can create all on his own. He needs to collaborate, and Findley was floundering before being replaced in the second half. Nonetheless some good play from our subs found us a goal and several good chances at equalizing, including another great effort by Altidore in the waning moments of the game.

Bummer

The refereeing was bizarre, especially in the first half. At times in the first half it seemed if the US came inside a 1 meter bubble of a Dutchman we were blown for disturbing personal space. Then we got the gift of a no-call for a blatant Bornstein handball in the box. Then a severe, late tackle that ended Stuart Holden’s night didn’t garner the much-deserved yellow card.

We can’t complain too much about the PK called on Bornstein with today’s football climate. However,  the brilliant Wesley Sneijder made the most of it and easily could’ve completed the play. I sure get tired of all the flopping in European Football.

Stock went down:

  • MLS: not a great showing for our boys playing club ball in the US
  • Bornstein. I’m sure he’s a great human being but geez he makes me nervous every time the ball is withing 5 yards of him
  • Findley: looked out of his depth. He’s young, but he’s not ready

Bonus

Sans Bornstein we were solid in defense. His needless PK gave up the first goal, then he was unlucky to have the 2nd deflect off his torso and go past a wrong-footed Howard. If we can get Gooch back in the center, shift Spector to the left, and leave Bornstein on the bench where he belongs, we have a solid defense.

If Gooch doesn’t get better…I have visions of Bornstein pulling down Torres or Tevez in the box.

Beasley put out a good showing and in my opinion earned himself at least a spot on the World Cup side.

Stock went up:

  • Maurice Edu showed good signs of composure on the ball
  • Beasley played solid
  • Pedoya showed signs of being dangerous
  • Bradley was steady


Backtalk

1. What did the US show you today? Did their energy at the end indicate positive things to come, or was it the last gasp of a disjointed team?

2. Whose stock went up, and whose went down?

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Help bring the World Cup to the Mile High City

November 24th, 2009

For those of us who have the privilege to live in Denver, we know this is one of the most passionate sports cities in the world. I just signed the petition to bring the beautiful game’s biggest stage to one of the most beautiful cities: Denver. Sign the petition today:


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